August 2009
12 posts
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creepy in a good way
ladytruth from the land of happily AFTER ever is giving out more awards, and this one comes with a writing assignment. The downside is that it has the creepiest picture ever. Yes, that is Jackson (Im still not sure if its a Mrs. or a Mr.) wearing a white glove, presumably because he checks for dust. With the caption, this is the first ever LOLJackson Ive seen (oeIze eating your propofol, nom...
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the interblags has strange people
I promised myself that they day I hit twenty followers (today!) I would write about this. Since you twenty are open about your following of my little slice of crazy, I thought Id expose the links, searches, and routes that other people have followed to arrive here. Per Google Webmaster, here are the top search queries for people arriving at my site: oeworst side effects OK, this one is...
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compelled to comment
Since apparently everyone whos just discovered what the Forward button in the email means, and theyve decided to test that by sending me the same freaking list over and over, I feel like I have to offer some commentary on some of the list. Sunny Side Up and Shine have also already commented on their favorites on the list. Ill try my best not to duplicate their efforts. Unless I disagree, then...
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worst part of the best time
Ah yes TMI, we meet again. I wish better circumstances could bring us together, but yet we always seem to meet this way. Im going to keep this as short as possible. I dont think you need me to fill in all the details of how this went down. My last post was about how awesome my honeymoon was, and indeed it was as awesome, if not more so, than I described. Our room was really, really nice; marble...
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part III: how we ate too much
The Monday right after the wedding is when we went on our honeymoon. All things considered, we would have rather gone a little later, but after that week Im glad we booked it for right after because we needed a break. We got to the airport ungodly early, because they still tell you to be there 2 hours in advance even though it takes about 17 minutes to clear security this early. However, this did...
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bringing the commentary
ladytruth over at happily AFTER ever has awarded me for always having something to say, which means Im qualified to run for Congress. Id like to thank ladytruth and Jesus and my agent. Its an honor just to be nominated, and I dont really have a speech prepared. Three mice fell into a bucket of cream. One mouse gave up and drown. One mouse struggled so hard he churned it to butter and...
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part II: somebodys getting married
I love all things Muppets, and I would be lying if I said this song wasnt in my head for the better part of the day. After the rehearsal dinner, Fiancé and the bridesmaids all went to the hall to finish decorating it, then they all stayed at a hotel room together. So this leaves me, the groom, alone at home. I wake up the next morning around 7:30, which for me is late because Im normally up at...
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part I: rehearsal dinner
Ive always thought the phrase oeRehearsal Dinner sounded odd, as if everyone is practicing eating. Ive never taken an etiquette class, but Im still pretty sure I know how to eat fairly well. My very patient wife explained to me that it is in fact oerehearsing the wedding, followed by a oedinner. I like this explanation more, but still I thought the name needed work. Since I was put in...
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much tanner than before
I am back, and before I start telling you about the last week, Ive got some catching up to do. Google Reader tells me I have 91 posts to read, and after Im done reading what youve all been up to, Ill put the pretty pictures up. http://feeds.feedburner.com/ThisIsWhyYourHoldTimeIsSoLong
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big steps
As part of TMI Thursday, Im going to be sharing something that I havent yet talked about, with anyone actually. I generally dont talk about this type of thing, because I can never find a good way to describe it, and then all my words just seem useless. This Saturday, Im getting married. That part you might know. Before I asked Fiance to marry me, I called my grandma. My grandma married...
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a disorganized mind
With the tornado blowing through our house (seriously, it looks like a wedding threw up in our guest bedroom), it is hard to focus on anything for more than a couple minutes. Therefore, today’s installment will be about as non-sequitur as my brain right now. “Please follow the cable from your computer and tell me what it plugs into.” “It goes to this little box.”...
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scheduling conflict
You may have noticed a dropoff in posting frequency from me, and I have to apologize, but you see, I have this wedding coming up this Saturday, and at the moment it’s kind of taking up all my time. The good news is I’m saving up stories for future posting. The bad news is they’re probably not very interesting, beyond me taking dance lessons and trying to not make a fool of...
